How To Get In Touch With Me

I hate talking on the telephone more than you could possibly imagine. Talking to close family is okay as long as it's quick, but that's about the extent of my patience. It could stem from a lifelong hatred of AT&T, but it's probably a little more psychological than that. So, in lieu of a phone conversation, you can text me and I'll text back. Or, I will return a call, but, like Tyler Durden, I don't answer the phone. I love to receive letters, postcards, emails, photos, things I should check out, and magazines. Here are a few ways to reach me if you feel the need to for any reason. In addition to the Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube icons at the top of the page, here are some addresses.
PHONE: 918-314-1464/Text or Leave Voice Message
EMAIL: elmore3000@gmail.com or
               talkingsimian@gmail.com
SNAIL MAIL:  1314 Leisure Rd.
                         Grove, OK 74344